A Couple Celebrated their Anniversary

A Couple Celebrated their 25th Marriage Anniversary. They were famous for not having fought in 25 Years.

Guests: Sir, It's amazing. How did U make it possible?

Husband: After we got married,one day we did Horse riding. My Wife's Horse was a Crazy1.

On the way, that Horse jumped suddenly, Making My Wife Topple over.
She patted the Horse's back & said "This is Ur 1st time".
After a while, it happened again. She said "This is Ur 2nd Time" & continued.

When the Horse dropped Her 3rd time, She silently took out a Revolver & Shot the Horse dead!!!

I Shouted: Wat did U do, U Psycho, U killed the Poor Animal.
R U Crazy?

She gave a Silent Look & said: This is Ur 1st time!

Husband: That's it...And since then We are Happy Ever after.... :-))) :D :D :D

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